Oh, just for a moment I thought I was writing about someone I know.

I think this would usually be described as "fat ass", but this is England, and we know how to describe the big end of our citterns thank you.

Made for a good friend who we hadn't seen for a while. He wanted to fit the soundhole pickup rather than an internal system, hence the unusual large soundhole, which tends to raise the body resonant frequency, not lower it as you might assume.